Hairstyles of the Damned
I was tipped off to Joe Meno’s Hairstyles of the Damned by Tim when my “to-read” pile was down to the felt and I needed something to take with me on a trip. Knowing that I’m some kind of punk at heart, the cover certainly made it look like a match. And judging by the general description of the book, which in my mind likened it to King Dork and others of its ilk, I was willing to invest myself in this guy — all 270 pages of it.

The book is told in the first person by Brian Oswald, and tells of the stretch between Halloween of his Junior year in high school (in 1990) and Halloween of his Senior year (in, uhm, 1991). Brian lived on the south side of Chicago, in a predominantly Irish Catholic area, and was by all accounts (including this one) your stereotypical dork. He was somewhat of an outcast, although it was never altogether clear to me whether that was voluntary or was the lot that life threw him without any say in the matter. Regardless, he recounts the events of the year in question by talking about his weird friends, his weird family, and the strange characters who populated his high school and his neigborhood. Lots of talk of cars and girls and bullies and cool kids and music.
The book is divided into three sections, each of which starts with a new Chapter One, and each of which is primarily focused on the goings-on with the newest “best” friend that Brian had latched onto at that point. The first section was focused on Gretchen, the heavy punk rock girl that he considered his best friend, spent all of his time with, and secretly lusted after. The second section was about Mike, Brian’s stoner history class project partner, and Dorie, Mike’s neighbor. The third part was Nick, the skate punk whose attitude, and whose acceptance of Brian, finally gave our protagonist a sense of self-esteem.
Unlike King Dork, in which the high school lives of our main characters are interwoven with a deeper murder mystery storyline, there really wasn’t much of a “plot” in this book. It was linear (always a plus for simple-minded folks like me), but the “story” was really not about what happened, but rather about Brian Oswald’s journey of self-discovery — his varying attempts at different lifestyles and attitudes that would make him comfortable with himself.
Not a bad book, and a pretty easy read. But this one also didn’t resonate too deeply with me, either. Not because I was never a dork, but more because my high school, and my neighborhood, and my friends, and my enemies, were just so different than those described in this book; sort of like a John Hughes film — I get it, and I laughed some, but I didn’t relate because it didn’t remind me of any of my own experiences.
(Read Tim’s review of Hairstyles.)







