Straight to Hell
That memoir I wrote about how I was Jewish and survived the Holocaust by trekking across Europe, killing a German soldier, being sheltered by packs of wolves, and escaping the Warsaw Ghetto as a little girl? Yeah, I mean when I insisted it was true, I meant, you know, I felt Jewish, and that this was my story. Don’t push your narrow constraints of objective reality on me, man!
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By Herman Glimscher, February 29, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
I hope this doesn’t cast doubt on my memoir in which I reveal that I invented the scone while fighting zombies in fin de siecle Paris and ancient Carthage.
By Shaft, February 29, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
The most starting revelation is that she also revealed that she is, in fact, a man, and that her real name is James Frey.
By Tim, February 29, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
She must be one hell of a prose stylist that anyone believed the story in the first place.
By Dr J, February 29, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
Prose stylist. Is that what they’re calling bullshit artists these days?
By Tim, February 29, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
Well, you wouldn’t want to call them “authors” or “memoirists” would you? I forget where I heard that term first, but it made me laugh.
By LK, February 29, 2008 @ 4:48 pm
I just saw that item. Where are the editors????
By Meredith, March 1, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
Incredible…