The Answer?
Alert reader Nicole (not to be confused with our Nitro) has stumbled across a possible reason that McSweeney’s books are flying off the shelves. Check out Angelina’s reading material below.

(Disclaimers: The pic was e-mailed to Nicole who, in turn, e-mailed it to me. If you know a source that we should credit for this, feel free to add a link in the comments, and I’ll update the post accordingly. The “Jolie Alert!” came with the picture and is not my editorial comment.)
Update: Dan says, “Pretty sure that comment came from Perez Hilton (www.perezhilton.com) – looks like their gossipy handiwork.” I am pretty sure that I don’t want to confirm that from work, so we’ll just go with that. The photo credit is assumed to be Perez Hilton’s unless we hear otherwise.

By Dr J, June 14, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
I knew it. Brangelina is going to adopt Valentino! (Or, possibly, Dave.) You heard it here first.
By DJ Cayenne, June 14, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
Dave is an orphan. You are onto something.
By Beth (The Toronto One), June 15, 2007 @ 7:49 am
My youngest just bought that book – he’s loving it. I’m next in line.
By Dan Wickett, June 15, 2007 @ 11:14 am
Pretty sure that comment came from Perez Hilton (www.perezhilton.com) – looks like their gossipy handiwork.
By DJ Cayenne, June 15, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
Beth: It is a fantastic book. You made need to make off with it while he’s not paying attention.
Dan: Thanks for the tip. I’ve updated the post accordingly.