Class out the Wazoo
Mrs. Salman Rushdie IV is starring in her own reality TV show, Top Chef, this season on Bravo. Naturally she abhors reality television. However, she reassures us that her show will be a “very high-caliber, high-brow food show.” Don’t follow the link unless you want to see Padma laying on a prep table in her underpants with some lobsters.
October 26, 2006 10:13 am 
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By Beth, October 26, 2006 @ 11:16 pm
Yeah … I don’t see her hanging out in the back room at Manuels.
By DJ Cayenne, October 27, 2006 @ 9:55 am
I’m sure that every once in a while Salman will need to get away from that circus act, and he’ll be looking to meet up with us for a few cold ones.
By Herman Glimscher, October 27, 2006 @ 10:56 am
I’d like to to step in to defend Mrs Rushdie. By wearing high-heels, I think she does class up the joint. Just think, if it were someone on the order of Anna Nicole Smith, she would have been wearing flip-flops and lying on a bed of cheese puffs.
By DJ Cayenne, October 27, 2006 @ 1:38 pm
My original title for this post was going to be “putting the ‘ass’ back in class” – but that seemed a little too Anna Nicole.
I had lunch today with BGB operative and legal counsel, Shaft, who actually watches the show. He has been impressed with Mrs. Rushdie’s performance so far.