NewsPosted by Tim on May 16, 2006 at 9:15 AM
Attention lame white people - you know who you are. Tired of being a year behind on the latest dance moves? Worry no more. The Instructional Video “How to Snap” by Cherish will have you bustin’ all the new routines with a quickness. Learn the Snap Dance, the West Side Walk, Lean with It/Rock with It, Pool Palace, etc. D-Roc of the Ying Yang Twins assures us, “It’s still Crunk, it’s just Crunk with a slower pace.” Also, be advised that “The ATL” may be on the way out to be supplanted by “The A”. Yes, this has nothing to do with books. It’s spring time. Sometimes you’ve got to put that book down and shake it. You are looking a little pasty.
May 16th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Did you not catch the best Crunk movie of all time last summer - Rize?
I already GOT all those moves my brother………
May 16th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Hmmm. I believe that you must be trippin’. I had not seen Rize, but the IMDB says that it was a documentary about Los Angeles and Krumpin’ - not Crunk. The Snap Movement is how we’re doing things in The Dirty South.
May 16th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Touche. In the excitement of professing my dance knowledge - I didn’t even realize that Krumpin was different than crunkin. It’s just like my mother said - “you learn something new every day.”