I Pity the Jewels
Say it ain’t so, Mr. T.
If you forgo the bling, then the hurricane has already won.
In other news, the mohawked one has begun counselling parents not to send their undergrads to dook, Wake Forest, or Arizona State. Why? Because dook blows. Also, because the three schools’ mascot names promote Satan.
September 16, 2005 2:54 pm 
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By DJ Cayenne, September 18, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
Reading the article, it says that the reality show is going to be called “I Pity The Fool” – and features people that Mr. T does good deeds for. That’s got to make them feel good – to be the brunt of charity wrapped and packaged in an insult.
Also: Demon Deacons. Is that technically Satan? I’m thinking they meant to represent Satan’s clergy. Am I wrong?
By Shaft, September 19, 2005 @ 10:18 am
Strangely, I can’t seem to find the part in the article where Mr. T says he’s going to auction off his gold jewelry and donate the proceeds to hurricane victims . . .