I am on a science-dork e-mail list newsletter that I should have unsubscribed to long ago. This week, some guy posted this rant about….something. Here it is, the most baffling rant you may see all week in its entirety:
Braking News — Sky scheduled to fall next year. Grasp firmly
ZCY News 3 Aug 05. The White House announced Monday that Intelligent Design would hereafter be incorporated into all Physics and Biodynamics classes. In this far reaching variation in Boyle’s 13th Law of Thermomaniacs, the ingestion of Home Economics was considered to be a logical digestion of the obvious intelligence of wives and mothers in the design of all circular celler stairs. Thus, will the final design of evolutional intelligence become forever wedded to all metaphysical archo-psychic theories of BubaBowWow megagenetics. Microgenetics remains another story whose dimensions remain totally misunderstood. The final portion of this story will be revealed last Monday as Time Stops by the new topnotch design. Copernicus was last heard rolling over in his grave. as Darwin released his grasp on the ghostFor Falling Sky insurance, call Maury&Dog Inc. at 915-555-HELP For Intelligent Design insurance call maurysis@ev1.net Ext. TILT
August 5th, 2005 at 7:33 pm
Hmmm. Sorta reminds me of the prison philosopher skit from In Living Color: “The Man’s odoriferous lactifacations are vindicitive of his mandible to truncate the black man, you dig?”
August 6th, 2005 at 12:19 pm
I’m a fan of the “Braking News” news spelling as well as the “BubaBowWow” bit, which I will eb taking as my rap name from here on out.
August 12th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
My only response to that rant is (and this is fairly obvious, I guess): Mambo dogface in the banana patch.