Deep Thoughts with DJ Cayenne
Have you ever come across a piece of writing that is so beautiful – that so completely sums up your own beliefs and feelings that you feel a kind of deep spiritual connection with the writer, like they could be your long lost twin sibling? This piece of writing at McSweeney’s got to the core of my essential worldview in a way that so few writers have. Hats off.
June 2, 2005 9:09 pm 
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By Dr J, June 3, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Let’s make it a class-action.
By DJ Cayenne, June 3, 2005 @ 4:44 pm
dam straight.
By Shaft, June 3, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
While we’re at it, can we try to bring khakis and oxford shirts into this class action lawsuit? Those should have velcro, too, because the closures on those things can be kind of difficult.
By DJ Cayenne, June 3, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
Are you mocking us? The buttons on a button-down collar are nothing like the snaps on baby pajamas. And I have no idea why you have problems with your khakis. Put down the sauce.
By Shaft, June 4, 2005 @ 9:35 am
Listen, you should take advice from a sauced — I mean saucy — lawyer; this is America. When you file a class action, you have to throw lots of other stuff in besides what you really want, so that you can make concessions to settle the case. You know — when you want a kitten, ask for a pony. But can we at least ask for snaps instead of buttons on the shirt collars?
By swizzle d, June 6, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
First off, any experienced parent knows to avoid snaps. They do make sleepers with zippers. It’s only a problem when your kids’ skin gets caught in it; but at least they have something to cry about. Second of all, what are you men bitchin about ? The one out of ten times you actually change a poopy diaper ?