Hats Off

To the champeen UNC Tarheels, and especially to Ol’ Goshdurn Roy Williams. That what seemed like the entire weight of the national sports media tried to frame this as a “Team vs. Talent” matchup (with the Heels in the black hats) made the victory all the sweeter. Roy shoved it up their dickhole, as we used to say on the pony league fields. You go, Roy. We’re proud of you. You’ve earned it. Now go out there and prostitute yourself and your program for major corporations like someone else we could name if we weren’t so Magnanimous in Victory.

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  By DJ Cayenne, April 5, 2005 @ 9:55 am

  Dude. What was wrong with you guys in pony league?

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